Wednesday, June 22, 2005

The Email

The Email

I would like to share with you some startling news. I received an email that was a copy of a scanned document, that had been previously scanned from another copy, that had been destroyed by the original author, that had been sent to a friend of his, that had heard about the original document, that was thought to have been previously destroyed, but not before it could be copied by a secretary on a regular typewriter...and it’s from someone who is supposed to be a friend of a friend of a cousin of a friend of Sen. Richard J. Durbin. However, I cannot verify any of this, but that really doesn’t matter, because I suspect the content of the email is true, even though it could be fake. Who knows? Anyway, I’m hoping the main stream media will pick up on this soon so we can get to the bottom of this, so that the outrage can begin and heads can roll.

Here is the email:

From: xxxx@xxx.xxx

To: xxxxxxxx

Subject: The Email

It has been called to my attention that Senators Kennedy and Durbin were seen at a bar in DC, late night, and at first glance, it appeared they were in the company of several women, all of whom were unrelated to the two senators. After careful investigation, it was discovered that the women were actually transvestites, who were lobbying (oops, did I say lobbying?) Senator Kennedy regarding this new piece of legislation called Local Law Enforcement Enhancement Act of 2005 (S. 1145). This is not the first time Senator Kennedy has pushed this piece of legislation and will probably not be the last.

According to my sources, the two Senators and their lobbyists companions ducked into a private room and partied until the wee hours of dawn. It was said that Kennedy could be heard singing loudly, and off key, “I’m Forever Blowing Bubbles.” Well, the funny part is, one of these trannies had a huge tattoo on the left forearm that said “Bubbles”. Just before daybreak, the group of “friends” were seen exiting the club, and Senator Kennedy offered the trio of guests a ride, but they declined, asking Senator Durbin if he will hail a cab for them. I will let you know as more is revealed.

Signed,

Sore Throat

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