Teddy Kennedy - True “Patriot”
It has been learned via a very reliable source, that Boston Patriots owner, Robert Kraft lost his Super Bowl Ring, to Russian President Vladimir Putin, as Putin did the sleight of hand and tucked the ring into his coat pocket. Cool!
It was said that Putin responded: “He gave it to me as a trophy, because he knows I am a true patriot. And I’m a big fan, too.”
Calls to both parties went unanswered at press time. We regret that deeply.
Oh well. At least we know Putin's loyalties!
oej
Update: I have learned that Teddy Kennedy has volunteered to swim to Russia, for Mr. Kraft, and bring the ring back to him. Kennedy said it was the least he could do, knowing how he had been treated so kindly, previously.
Update 2: Teddy Kenedy has vowed to make it back in 30 days,as he has said that he doesn't have the hot air that he used to have. How about that for honesty?
It was said that Putin responded: “He gave it to me as a trophy, because he knows I am a true patriot. And I’m a big fan, too.”
Calls to both parties went unanswered at press time. We regret that deeply.
Oh well. At least we know Putin's loyalties!
oej
Update: I have learned that Teddy Kennedy has volunteered to swim to Russia, for Mr. Kraft, and bring the ring back to him. Kennedy said it was the least he could do, knowing how he had been treated so kindly, previously.
Update 2: Teddy Kenedy has vowed to make it back in 30 days,as he has said that he doesn't have the hot air that he used to have. How about that for honesty?
posted by antifraud at 11:56 PM
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