Here We Go Again

Well it seems like only yesterday these oh so sensitive Muslims were so offended about "piglet" from Winnie the Pooh. Now, they're offended by piggy banks. Yes, piggy banks.

I think it's time to throw down the gauntlet here and every place else. If this continues, then the masses will have changed to become just like these oh so sensitive jihadists. You know what I think would be a hoot. Have the Arkansas Razbacks name their pig mascot, Mo-Ham-Mud, and turn the sucker loose at halftime at each game.

Personally, I'm oinking tired of these people always complaining about something. Thankfully, the above crap is happening in the UK and not here...just yet. I'm hoping there's enough patriots in the USA to keep that from happening here, in spite of the border problems and such.

I recently learned that our local schools are teaching 7th graders about Islam and there's a little bit of backlash going on that our local paper will not dare print. But the word is out through alternative outlets. You can bank on that, and the people are not happy at all.

So,, here's my take. It's a fact that Muslims do not eat pork, as Islamic culture deems the pig to be an impure animal. Well, jump back, Akbar. I enjoy pork. Greasy, fried pork. Makes a wonderful breakfast. Crispy bacon, you know, that comes from a pig. In my opinioin, the pig is cleaner than the Muslims who have taken innocent lives in America. Any culture of people that is offended by a piggy bank surely has weak knees and a yellow streak.

Jihadists? Ha! Afraid of a friggin piggy bank and a cartoon character. Screw you, Achmed. I think I'm gonna have a few beers and about a pound of greasy bacon in your honor.

Religion of Pricks...Offended Again

Well it seems the Muslims in the U.K. are whining about a novelty item. Oh, these tough as nails religious wimps...offended by a pig...as in Piglet and Winnie the Pooh. And I'm not making this up.

So, I decided to gather my sources, and had the good fortune of being able to interview one of the most rich and famous pigs in the world. Below, is the dialogue between myself, and Arnold Ziffel.

Trambo: Hi Arnold, and thanks for taking my call, and for sharing your valuable time with us today.

Arnold: Oink oink oink...oink oink oink coinky boink.

Trambo: I'd like to ask your opinion regarding the Muslims in the United Kingdom, being offended by toy pigs, novelty items and such, plus, they think pigs are unclean animals. What do you have to say about that?

Arnold: Oink oink oink...oink oink oink coinky (expletive expletive) and Oink oink oink...oink oink oink foinky doinky (expletive expletive expletive expletive)and they can Oink oink oink...oink oink oink chomp chomp oink oink chop chop oink oink my lard ass.

TramboM: Now that's tellin' em, Arnold. May I print that?

Arnold: Oink.

Well, that was the end of that. But his oldest son did say "these idiots have their turbans too tight" and he's glad these Muslim people don't like pigs...and neither do pigs like Muslims. He went on to say he'd never heard of any of his kinfolk beheading anybody, or blowing up buildings and people, or killing people just because they disagree with you, and are easily offended.

In closing, I leave you with Arnold's parting words.(expletive expletive expletive)