A Litte Dirt in Our Small Town

Check out the latest, of the CGG, and introduce yourself to our corruption here. However, in 2006, we shall overcome, and we will have a new DA. I guarantee it! And I'm working on the winning side. I love this warrior like a brother, and I know that he is an honest and straight up individual. And yes, he is a lawyer. But he is an exception to the rule.

A really good guy who is down to earth. He knows the law and he applies it well. Would be nice to see him working on the "other side of justice".

oej

Just monkeyin' around...

Talking about a a slow news day.

And while you're surfing around, see what our Saudi friends think about us.

There was a shakedown in Charlotte, N.C.

Just Jukin' Around

While you're at it, click here and see how they treat women and camera phones in Jordan! Thankfully, it's not like that around these parts.

And for some of that Southern Hospitality...enjoy!

To close, here's for those who are computer crazy and spend 20 out of 24 hours on the net. This one's for you!

And while you're at it, go over and say "hi" to Florida Cracker.

oej

Pen Pal From Prison

You know, it seemed too odd to even glance twice at the article, but I started reading, and as they say, the rest is history. The story was written by a female inmate who was searching for a shoulder to cry on. Someone to correspond with and not judge her for the crime she committed. She found out that her man had assaulted her sister, so she shot him, in self defense, when she confronted the man about it. Anyway, this is only the beginning. Sierra is 40ish, no kids, no husband, and not much of any kin left, so she decided to take to the net, and that’s how this article was birthed.

Below is an intro about this female:
Hello, my name is Sierra. I'm a 5'7", 135 lbs., Spanish, single 41 year old woman looking for a loving and caring man to start a friendship, and possibly more. I'll be released soon and I'm willing to relocate. Especially in the USA, because I don’t know if the immigration thing will have passed by the time I get outta here. I’m into meditation and lots of body oil. Oil is the coolest thing. I don’t even want to go there.
I enjoy romantic nights out with my man. I drink, smoke, and swear a good bit, and I love to work out. My favorite sports are bike riding, swimming, dwarf tossing, and horseshoes. I am a C.P.A., never been married, and have no children. And I have never been to college.
I am very lonely in here, so please write and ask any questions. I'm very open minded. And I’m a liberal. And I think Tree Hugging should be an Olympic Sport. However, I ain’t never seen any Virgin Mary in Chicago salt stains. And you can quote me on that.

SEX: Female RACE: Hispanic
D.O.B.: 8/21/1961
HEIGHT: 5'7" WEIGHT: 135 lbs.
EYE COLOR: Brown HAIR COLOR: Brown
CONVICTED OF: 2nd Degree Murder
LENGTH OF SENTENCE: 15 years
INCARCERATION DATE: June 1993
CURRENT RELEASE DATE: February 2008

Sierra is a very attractive lady. She just oozes, uh....cold blood? I mean, this is weird. I made a decision to correspond with a woman who killed a man, and is serving time in prison for 15 years. After writing to her for maybe a year, I can’t understand what’s going on. I mean, yea, she told me how she “blowed away” this sorry SOB, and I can’t blame her, if that’s the truth. But damn, tell me...have you ever seen a con on To Tell The Truth? Beam me up for thinking outside the box!

We continue to send mails to one another, always trying to “one-up” the other. It even became a nice little game. Something that was fun. I mean, come on....how could I not outwit a woman in prison? DUH! Afterall, I did have a captive audience. Did I not?
I hope one day, I can go and visit Sierra, and see just how lonely she really is and how ready she is to make something of her screwed up life. I see stuff like that on a daily basis. I could open a place called CrackHo’s R US and make a mint, but the payoff would not be worth it. The town is too corrupt as it is.

I’ll be the first to admit, having a relationship with a woman in prison is a heavy task. I mean, it’s not everyday you get into a relationship with someone who is, you might say, at risk! But, how do you tell someone who has to be locked up for 15 years to hang in there, and you’ll be there in 08. Sounds too political to me.

So, after a year of this back and forth stuff, we became extremely good friends. I mean we let it all hang out... except for the fact that I’d never maimed, crippled, decapitated, or killed anyone, we had lots in common. She liked water....I liked air.

Well, I have lots of stuff to decide here. I mean, a woman who drinks, smokes, swears, likes horseshoes...what’s wrong with that? Don’t know about you, but I think sleeping in a kevlar vest would be a bit uncomfortable. It’s one thing to take a date out and have her ID’d, but to have to go through a background check as well. That will take some getting used to. I also sometimes think about how long it will take her to start signing her real name again, rather than a number.

Anyway, wish me luck, because next weekend, I’m going to see her. It will be our first meeting. I would like to take her a gift, but what do you give a lady in prison? Or even a card, but I’m so afraid I’d get something so inappropriate for the moment. You think that’s a tough decision...think about having to find a motel room, and you keep asking for the motel nearest the prison. I think room service would be out of the question. Oh well, I’ll keep you posted as to what transpires.

Damn you Al Gore, and your internet!

Be Careful 'Bout Cheatin'

Well, this will be short and sweet. A friend of mine sent me this and I thought it was worth sharing. Ouch to all the guys who are guilty. Enjoy!

Have at it!

oej

A Quart Low

"Yes, your Honor. I am a quart low"


I was reading a little while ago about Sandy Berger’s trial and the charges that he “pleaded guilty Friday to sneaking classified documents out of the National Archives, then using scissors to cut up some of them.(Hat Tip: Hindrocket at Power Line) So, it was no accident the documents followed him home. He had the intent to steal documents from the Federal Government, and he’s not going to jail. Yet, Martha Stewart was sent to prison...James Trafficant was sent to prison...and there sits Sandy, with just a slight trace of a little tap on his wrists. How politically Americana.

I guess if a person knows there is no risk factor involved, simply because one knows who will immediately come to his defense, then why not go for the gold. Steal it all. No harm done. I mean, they were only “copies” of documents. Does that mean you get less of a wrist slap if what you steal is not the original, but a copy? Gee, how quickly the rules change in DC.

Can you imagine what would happen to Joe Citizen if he decided to pull a stunt like that? There would no doubt be some jail time. This guy should never, ever, no way, no how, have security clearance for anything pertaining to America. He should have to wear one of those ankle monitors. But, it was just a big joke to his old bud Bill and company. They laughed about it...joked about it. it was a joke for sure. And to be tried on April 1st.... yep, this is the perfect April Fools joke. You gotta love a humorous court.

All in all, I’m so glad things are going so well in DC, with all the crooks being caught and to know they are getting some serious sentencing. I’m resting so well these nights. Such a comfort knowing the government is taking care of business. Even Elvis would be proud. So proud, in fact, he would probably present the entire body of Congress one of his “trademark” TCB” caps. After all, they surely deserve such.

And while we’re at it, we could have “Goober” of Mayberry, check their oil. I’m sure he would quickly discover, the whole lot of them are at least a quart low!

Have a nice weekend...and stay outta jail! And don't forget to "Spring Forward" Saturday night.

oej