Here We Go Again

Well it seems like only yesterday these oh so sensitive Muslims were so offended about "piglet" from Winnie the Pooh. Now, they're offended by piggy banks. Yes, piggy banks.

I think it's time to throw down the gauntlet here and every place else. If this continues, then the masses will have changed to become just like these oh so sensitive jihadists. You know what I think would be a hoot. Have the Arkansas Razbacks name their pig mascot, Mo-Ham-Mud, and turn the sucker loose at halftime at each game.

Personally, I'm oinking tired of these people always complaining about something. Thankfully, the above crap is happening in the UK and not here...just yet. I'm hoping there's enough patriots in the USA to keep that from happening here, in spite of the border problems and such.

I recently learned that our local schools are teaching 7th graders about Islam and there's a little bit of backlash going on that our local paper will not dare print. But the word is out through alternative outlets. You can bank on that, and the people are not happy at all.

So,, here's my take. It's a fact that Muslims do not eat pork, as Islamic culture deems the pig to be an impure animal. Well, jump back, Akbar. I enjoy pork. Greasy, fried pork. Makes a wonderful breakfast. Crispy bacon, you know, that comes from a pig. In my opinioin, the pig is cleaner than the Muslims who have taken innocent lives in America. Any culture of people that is offended by a piggy bank surely has weak knees and a yellow streak.

Jihadists? Ha! Afraid of a friggin piggy bank and a cartoon character. Screw you, Achmed. I think I'm gonna have a few beers and about a pound of greasy bacon in your honor.

Religion of Pricks...Offended Again

Well it seems the Muslims in the U.K. are whining about a novelty item. Oh, these tough as nails religious wimps...offended by a pig...as in Piglet and Winnie the Pooh. And I'm not making this up.

So, I decided to gather my sources, and had the good fortune of being able to interview one of the most rich and famous pigs in the world. Below, is the dialogue between myself, and Arnold Ziffel.

Trambo: Hi Arnold, and thanks for taking my call, and for sharing your valuable time with us today.

Arnold: Oink oink oink...oink oink oink coinky boink.

Trambo: I'd like to ask your opinion regarding the Muslims in the United Kingdom, being offended by toy pigs, novelty items and such, plus, they think pigs are unclean animals. What do you have to say about that?

Arnold: Oink oink oink...oink oink oink coinky (expletive expletive) and Oink oink oink...oink oink oink foinky doinky (expletive expletive expletive expletive)and they can Oink oink oink...oink oink oink chomp chomp oink oink chop chop oink oink my lard ass.

TramboM: Now that's tellin' em, Arnold. May I print that?

Arnold: Oink.

Well, that was the end of that. But his oldest son did say "these idiots have their turbans too tight" and he's glad these Muslim people don't like pigs...and neither do pigs like Muslims. He went on to say he'd never heard of any of his kinfolk beheading anybody, or blowing up buildings and people, or killing people just because they disagree with you, and are easily offended.

In closing, I leave you with Arnold's parting words.(expletive expletive expletive)

Somebody Here Gets It

I discovered this poster in the elevator of the building, where my office is located. The poster was put in the elevator this past Wednesday. I noticed the writing on it on Saturday. As I said, I'm glad somebody gets it!

To view the full picture click here.

Once Upon a Time

I remember back when times were more sane, people were more responsible, and common sense was in play most of the time. Unlike today, when we have nothing but unwashed BS on a daily basis, as the nation has gone from Politically Correct to being Politically Castrated.(hat tip to the war chick on the phrase)

Too many people are expecting handouts, as they have dined at the public trough for way too long. No one wants to earn anything, as they feel everything is owed them. The sad thing is, the government is doing nothing to help wean these people. Instead, Big Gov keeps throwing money at these people, enabling them even more, even though the money is not there to give. Sure, I realize that 911 and the "War on Terror" are costing us big bucks. But who will step up to the plate and fight this "War on Error"...I'm waiting.

The results of Hurricane Katrina are not really about black or white, rich or poor, educated or uneducated, as some of each class has been hit equally as hard. This is about responsibility and doing instead of whining and complaining. There comes a time when people need to just stay quiet and get the job done, and when the job is completed, then you can complain at that time.

We should never, ever feel that we could depend on a government to take care of our needs, as that is not what the government is about. Many politicians, both parties, have used the dumbing down approach to America and her problems. I mean what better way to find a solution (supposedly) as to instigate a problem, or some ordeal for folks. Too many people think the government is like 911 and Santa Claus, all rolled into one. Help me - give me!

As much as I would like to see the people who have lost so much during this last disaster, I think instead of all the billions of dollars being tossed at them, there should be some "sweat equity" involved. The system is already so corrupt, no one can account for much of anything anymore. Look at the millions and billions of dollars that have already been "lost" in the wars we are fighting, as well as the corrupt politicians in Louisiana. And that's only the beginning.

While ranting on responsibility, how about you Muslim people? Have we heard anything about your willingness to help America, rather than try to destroy it? Have any Muslims volunteered to give some of that "sweat equity"...I'm listening.

Speaking of Muslims, how about the fact that these "freedom fighters" terrorists and their mighty jihads. I seriously do not understand how these idiots can find the time to kill people. I mean they've already proven to be a bunch of sniveling, sensitive, whining, brittle cult of people. Come on, you see Allah on an Ice Cream cup lid at Burger King, and you are offended. You want them to stop. You find a shop that sells bath shoes with a design that looks like, to you, Allah, and you whine and cry, and act like a spoiled child. Warriors my ass. We should go ahead and take you miserable people out totally. How can you be taken seriously? What America should do is rise up and slap you all around with a huge pig loin until you give up, shut up, and get the hell out America. We already have enough home grown whiners as it is.

Oh, did I offend you? Well excuse me. Take it up with Mr. Glock. Come on America. Get a backbone and stop bowing down to all these "oppressed" barbaric people. Smack them around and make them like it! The sooner the better.

Give Until It Hurts

Alright, we all know that Katrina is taking in lots of money, and that's very much appreciated. But, if you want to help some good people out in a pinch, or you can go here and do the same.

He's a good guy... a good family. I encourage you to go drop a few coins in his piggy bank. You'll be glad you did.

Are You Ready to Rumble?

What say ye? Here we are with a young lady fired from her job in North Carolina, at UNC, and then we have the young man who was arrested for having all this airline pilot's stuff. And the left is hysterical on both accounts.

First off, this young lady that was fired for writing about profiling Arab folks in her area and such, because the local Arabs seemed cool with it, for their own protection, yet she was fired. (Dan Rather, where are you?)

Check out the link regarding this issue.

Next up, there's another link that will walk you through this ordeal with this Arab dude who has a fetish for being an Airline Pilot.

My opinion, I have to agree with Gov. Romney. Arab profiling? You bet. Piss 'em off? Who cares. Keep America safe, regardless of who it pisses off.

What say ye?

Well...who can argue with this?

So, don't mess with me if I'm having a bad day. I'm an old fart, and I'm entitled to this! Ya dig?